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履歷表

July 30, 2008 - Forum Archive, 偽科學鑑證

面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表,於是就填了這樣的資料….
惟主管看到後,卻當場淚流滿面。

姓名:English or Chinese?
年齡:Confidential
身高:Not related to the job
體重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after
居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific
電話:Ericsson
電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班時間:the shorter the better
應徵職位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
學歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university
語言能力:fluent in bullshits
興趣:Sleeping and sleeping
生日:正月初七
經歷:Fooling around all the time
曾任職位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific
已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautifulgirl, opefully can find in your company
未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
希望待遇:Lesser workload the better

接著,他們再看第二位應徵者時,這時連吃著飯的經理則吐了出來,董事長更當場暈倒。

姓名:父母取的
年齡:不小了
身高:很高
體重:中等
居住地:家裡
電話:在身上
電子郵件:朋友幫我申請的
上班時間:8小時
應徵職位:一位
學歷:如果畢業的話有高中學歷
語言能力:有
興趣:很多
生日:還沒到吧!
經歷:剛來的時候踩到狗屎,Shit!
曾任職位:小學有當過糾察隊喔!
已婚未婚:父母有結婚
未來期望:再找好工作
希望待遇:希望大家都很疼我

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